*CLOSED* The FUNNY Wool Strapline Contest!

[Lisa]

order vol ix, sec 2.2-2: It is therefore decreed unto the residents of the silo - thall shall not pull the finger of any resident in an attempt to use said finger as a trigger for said person, who is owner of said finger, to produce noxious gaseous expulsions from said person's colorectal region. It shall also be decreed july 31 will forthwith no longer be recognized as bean day.

where is the damned like button already?!?

That was supposed to be in all-caps. Stupid vBulletin.

[David G]

In the silo, everyone can smell your fart.

[charla.arabie]

ORDER Vol IX, Sec 2.2-2: It is therefore decreed unto the residents of the Silo - Thall shall not pull the finger of any resident in an attempt to use said finger as a trigger for said person, who is owner of said finger, to produce noxious gaseous expulsions from said person's colorectal region. It shall also be decreed July 31 will forthwith no longer be recognized as Bean Day.

You are absolutely hilarious! And you sound like a lawyer! Or do you just play one on the forums?

[Laura]

In space, no one can hear you knit.

[Smabbage]

1) "Failure is ALWAYS an option. Just ask IT."

2) "What's this world coming to when a

spoiler

computer nerd

handles a gun better than a

spoiler

mechanic?"

[Jack2013]

Entry:
1) If you are a farmer, this isn't probably the book you were looking for.

2)Warning : This book contains no Space Vampires. The Fantasy Section is over ---->

[Smabbage]

"Jules sparkle and glow but nothing beats a good roll of heat tape!"

Nyuk nyuk.

[David G]

- Truth is stranger than fabric

- When counting sheep just isn't enough

- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the postapocalyptic underground silo

- Mary had a little lamb... a little beef, a little ham

- It's not just another name for sheep hair

- Not baaaaaad

[jwilhoit]

You are absolutely hilarious! And you sound like a lawyer! Or do you just play one on the forums?

Not a lawyer. Read a lot of statutes for my day job. Might be better reading if they actually had some about flatulence!

[ThomasCardin]

1. Does this heat-tape make my butt look fat? Wool, its what to wear.