Didja read the latest about the strapline contest, the winner of which will receive one of those awesome and coveted WOOL UK proofs?
We who spend so much time hanging out in the forums want to do something similar, but we're meek and economically challenged mods and admins (obviously, this does not include HH), so the prize in this instance is the winner's choice of a signed (by Hugh, not us dweebs) copy of any currently available paper version HH book.
What's the twist? We're looking for the FUNNIEST strapline.
Come 8/8/12, we'll lock the thread sometime in the early evening and select the 5 or 10 (depending on how many submissions there are) funniest straplines and let Hugh pick the winner. Hell, he can even pull out his dice if he wants to.