It’s handy! It’s dandy! It slices and dices! But best of all, it tells you how WOOL 5 is coming along!

Welcome to the New Bated-Breathalyzer! You’re probably here because you just finished WOOLs 1 – 4 in a single sitting, and no amount of Google searching is turning up WOOL 5. Well guess what? Those other books just came out last month! WOOL 5 isn’t done yet. But I’m working on it!

If you’ll look to the left, you’ll see that your open-mouth panting has activated my new WordPress Plugin. This is the Marvelous, Miraculous Bated-Breathalyzer! It notes the after-scent of WOOL on your tongue, the rapid breathing of a satisfied reader, and reflects back the current state of WOOL 5’s rough draft.

How’s THAT for dandy? Pretty damned dandy, I would say.

Check back every hour or so to see if I’m working diligently on the hotly anticipated conclusion to the WOOL saga. If I’m not, email or Tweet me to make sure I’m okay.

Back to writing! And remember: DEEP breaths. In and out. You’ll be fine, I promise.

(Juliette, on the other hand, is pretty much screwed in this one, sad to say.)