…cause I really need hard evidence that this is happening.

Supposedly it’s in the mail, folks. And it could arrive as soon as tomorrow, but I won’t be surprised if it’s Monday. Just in case it does come in tomorrow, here’s the plan: I’m not going to open the package and look at it without you. That’s right, I want you guys to feel included.

So, I’ve been experimenting with an integrated webcam for my site, and here’s a good opportunity to test it out. If the proof copy comes in the mail, I’ll do the unthinkable. The impossible: I’ll not open it. Instead, I’ll get the webcam set up for an 8:00 PM EST reveal.

All three of you can log in and watch me open the package. Imagine seeing the horror on my face, LIVE, when I realize they spelled my name wrong. Think of the nervous projectile-vomiting that could occur when I realize people are actually going to read the first three pages of a book I wrote. How could you miss this? How could you not tell everyone you know to tune in? How could my website possibly handle a dozen people on it at the same time?!

Tomorrow, people. If not, Saturday. Maybe Monday. Watch this space and my Tweets or suffer re-runs.