Well, now. Celebrating my inclusion among the 2,038,723,827 products on Amazon, I’ve created a store for my site. It’s very nifty. Just click on the link over there on the left side. No, up a little. Down. YEAH! Right there! Click that link and you’ll come to my custom-made store.

Right now it’s just books, but soon I’ll include anything I review (like my nifty new backpack and my favorite pen). I’ve also selected the order of the items carefully, with my favorite products listed first. Keep in mind, though, that almost everything I review on the site I do so because I loved it. You’re pretty much safe with anything.

And no, everyone else can’t see your embarrassing and lavish “Wish List.” They see their own embarrassing and lavish Wish List. So chill out.

One last thing: you might be curious about the fact that my book is listed first. I assure you, this was only after a rigorous and objective evaluation of each book’s merits and flaws. At one point, I had the book ranked just behind Douglas Preston’s THE MONSTER OF FLORENCE, but then I noticed that Douglas had endorsed my book and failed to endorse his own! I took this as a major ding for him and a huge plus for myself, which led to the current ordering.

Soon, the book will be up at NorLightsPress.com, giving you more ways to snag the greatest book written in the last three weeks. I love Amazon as much as you guys, but they have billions of dollars already and NLP doesn’t (not quite). So that’ll be a great link for all you socialists to use.

Enjoy the store!